NIMBYs on Parade
By Dave Phillips
Probably the worst thing the baby-boomers endeared in society is NIMBYism. Since I am a boomer, I have the god-given right to criticize everyone because after all, it’s all about me. That’s right, boomers are a completely self-absorbed, selfish, and often blinded by the reality that exists just outside their personal auras. NIMBYism is a simple manifestation of the selfishness of boomers. Of course I, being a boomer, believe that I am immune to this me-centric thinking and if you don’t like that, get your own blog.
A great example of my point can easily be found in my neighborhood – Forest Lakes. During the Places29 debate, my neighbors became enraged that there was a road on the consultant’s map (one of many “theoretical� roads) that connected the back end of the neighborhood to Polo Grounds Road. Without any debate of the facts (remember, facts outside a boomer’s personal aura are irrelevant), a petition drive was conducted and hundreds of signatures were obtained. It is easy to get a boomer to sign a petition – just appeal to their selfishness like this…
“Hi, I’m one of your neighbors and we are getting signatures on this petition to keep our neighborhood safe for our children. The county wants to build a highway into the back of the neighborhood and we believe that the truck traffic alone will result in the death of several children – not to mention global warming. (Note: whenever you want to appeal to a boomer always mention children’s safety and global warming.) Would you like to sign the petition?�
“Ah, yeah sure. What is the county thinking? They probably just want to raise my taxes again.�
The facts in this case are interesting, but remember, boomers don’t see facts that aren’t important to them. Here are just a few facts as an example:
- The road has been on the books for many years. It was on the map before any of my neighbors moved in.
- The road is designed to connect to the SECOND PHASE of the Meadowcreek Parkway! Everyone able to read this article in 2007 will be dead before the 2nd Phase is built. Hell, we might all be dead before the 1st phase is built.
- Everyone who lived near this “theoretical road� was told about the road prior to buying their home. At least I was and I’ve lived in this section of the neighborhood longer than anyone.
- There is no money to build this road and it is so far down the priority list that the county planners had a hard time figuring out what road the residents were up in arms about.
The result of the petition drive was dramatic. Thanks to a very cooperative local Supervisor’s efforts, the road was down-graded to a hiking/biking trail. That trail, of course, will never be built. A road is still very possible if and when it makes sense. The route is still on the map and would only take a nano-second to get changed back to a road if it fits with the county policy of having connected neighborhoods so “real� roads don’t have to be built.